Jokes

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
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SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q hai ?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate hai,
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga hai
Fir Bhi kuch nahi aata----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
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Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha